COVIC-19 OVERTURE
Victoria has been hit with an overture of COVIC-19. The Royal Victoria Health Conservatory’s Bonnie Hymny has noted new cadences 44 times in the last day and a compound of 68 signature cases.
Originating from the Waltz-han region, this chromaticvirus has spread at an allegrosive tempo. It’s hard to measure when the number of inflections will reach its crescendo or if this is a prelude to something more sharp.
Those experiencing the following sing-tones are advised to rest for 14 days in Solo-Intonation:
– Rapid gig loss
– Baroque bars
– Irregular Downbeat
– Harmony murmur
– Major scaling of the skin
– Diminuendo’d appetite
– Weak vibrato
Those travelling home from foreign countries must also quarantune for 14 days.
If you exam falsetto, sectional distancing is key until there is a vic-scene. With a concerted effort, we will get through this trebling time and flatten the clef of this piano-dynamic.
Please do not resort to violins.
